I NEED A PONY

[H.P. Huey]

I need a pony who will turn and say "Get OFF me, you fat b****rd" any
time I come near him with a saddle. Perspective make Mongo better man.

--

HellPope Huey
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make THEM go ballistic and
look better by comparison

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and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
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[Doc Martian]

Post by H.P. Huey
I need a pony who will turn and say "Get OFF me, you fat b****rd" any
time I come near him with a saddle. Perspective make Mongo better man.

jeez, i clear my blocked senders list and this crap is the first thing i
read! you need an exercise bike or a treadmill or liposuction... a pony
you'd just eat!

Cheers!
Doc

[SODDI the Malformed]

You don't DESERVE a pony.

[H.P. Huey]

Post by SODDI the Malformed
You don't DESERVE a pony.

I don't deserve bovine spongiform encephalopathy either, but I think
that's what I got. You deserve a break today, but don't hold your breath
if you keep eating those death-burgers the black cooks all spit on while
they are frying. Eat up, you horse-hating white scum. Not you
personally, just the general nose-excavating public.

[Steve Daniels]

On Tue, 27 May 2008 15:44:53 -0400, against all advice, something

Post by SODDI the Malformed
You don't DESERVE a pony.

You Can't HANDLE the PONY!

[H.P. Huey]

Post by Steve Daniels
On Tue, 27 May 2008 15:44:53 -0400, against all advice, something

Post by SODDI the Malformed
You don't DESERVE a pony.

You Can't HANDLE the PONY!

That is illegal here, but much prized in Mejico. I saw a really
amazing show there in 1982.