Cant get horse out from between my legs

[h***@nospam.com]

I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

[John J Ernst]

There is nothing in this world that can't be resolved by the proper amount
of explosives.

Post by h***@nospam.com
I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

[Bounce]

If you removed the saddle got in your car, drove home....then you must
have got off the horse......what are you saying ????? You think it
still wants to go for a ride or r u just asking silly questions? Or is
your butt still sore from riding?

Post by h***@nospam.com
I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

[E. laBrett Ruus]

Post by Bounce

Post by h***@nospam.com
I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

If you removed the saddle got in your car, drove home....then you must
have got off the horse......what are you saying ????? You think it
still wants to go for a ride or r u just asking silly questions? Or is
your butt still sore from riding?

<top posting fixed>

Questions to ask:

Is the original poster male, female, or "other"? and what orientation?

What part of the horse, exactly, is stuck "between" the original
poster's legs, and exactly where "between"?

To original poster: use better lube next time.

[John in Lemon Grove]

Post by E. laBrett Ruus

Post by Bounce

Post by h***@nospam.com
I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

If you removed the saddle got in your car, drove home....then you must
have got off the horse......what are you saying ????? You think it
still wants to go for a ride or r u just asking silly questions? Or is
your butt still sore from riding?

<top posting fixed>
Is the original poster male, female, or "other"? and what orientation?
What part of the horse, exactly, is stuck "between" the original
poster's legs, and exactly where "between"?
To original poster: use better lube next time.

Gee. To me it clearly was a "bowlegged, can't get my 'land legs' back"
statement. Not everything is dirty or stupid...or is it?

John

[stasya]

Post by John in Lemon Grove

Post by E. laBrett Ruus

Post by Bounce

Post by h***@nospam.com
I just got home from a 30 mile trail ride thru real tough terrain.
I removed the saddle from the horse, got in my car and drove home, but
I still cant get the horse out from between my legs....
How do I do it?

If you removed the saddle got in your car, drove home....then you must
have got off the horse......what are you saying ????? You think it
still wants to go for a ride or r u just asking silly questions? Or is
your butt still sore from riding?

<top posting fixed>
Is the original poster male, female, or "other"? and what orientation?
What part of the horse, exactly, is stuck "between" the original
poster's legs, and exactly where "between"?
To original poster: use better lube next time.

Gee. To me it clearly was a "bowlegged, can't get my 'land legs' back"
statement. Not everything is dirty or stupid...or is it?
John

I thought it was a riddle actually...but they never posted the
answer...

Stasya